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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
Breaking, Games News

Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
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Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…

Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
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Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy
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Warhammer 40K dream project dawns on Alex Jordan amid franchise frenzy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

As I sit here, drowning in a sea of grimdark lore and over-the-top marketing buzz, I am reminded of the…

Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
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Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

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