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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”
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WILLIAM SHATNER Drags ROB HALFORD Into His Bizarre Reimagining Of JUDAS PRIEST’s ‘You’ve Got Another Thing Comin”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)
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Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
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Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!

Big ElephantMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…

Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
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Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…

Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
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Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…

Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
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Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…

Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 22, 2026March 22, 2026

Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…

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