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Tag: Game

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not
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Mobile Gaming Accounts Now Need Bodyguards Apparently Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s face it, gamers: our phones are a treasure trove of sensitive information just waiting to be exploited. From reused…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision
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Because What The Simpsons Really Needed Was Another Revamp Decision

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

The Simpsons brought back Apu, because of course they did. The 812th episode of the show featured the character’s first…

Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
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Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…

Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much
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Documentary somehow manages to show everything without showing too much

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new documentary “You Can See Everything”, which just had the biggest box…

Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
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Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…

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