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Tag: Game

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
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FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…

NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense
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NEO BERLIN 2087 brings AAA polish to indie scene without the monetization nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a plethora of upcoming titles to drool over, and I’m not…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
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Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
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Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

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