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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…

Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
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Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With
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Rubio Takes Bold Step Against People He Disagrees With

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is going after the International…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

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