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Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not
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Vehicle Crashes Wichita Sports Complex Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a vehicle drove onto a field during a soccer game…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard
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War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The war between the United States and Iran has really gotten…

Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
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Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
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Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

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