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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
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Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…

Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…

Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
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Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…

NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
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NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
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Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…

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