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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
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Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…

Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
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Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…

Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
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Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
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Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
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Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…

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