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Tag: Game

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
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Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now
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Oli Sykes and Courtney LaPlante somehow roped into making music for gamers now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Riot…

Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
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Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
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Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

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