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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt
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Trump Stuck With Loyal But Inexpendable Karoline Leavitt

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news that Karoline Leavitt is leaving her post as White…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
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Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
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Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming
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Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Pearl Abyss is celebrating the post-launch content added to Crimson Desert by announcing more DLC in Q4 2026, and a…

Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained
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Industry Stunned As Insta360 Unveils X6 Camera Capable Of Recording Your Wallet Being Drained

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Insta360 is at it again, because who needs a social life when you can have a 3-in-1 camera that’s basically…

US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…

TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
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TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…

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