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Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxiously Overpowered With the Most Insane Strong Mega Evolutions That Will Totally Ruin the Game for Everyone Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴‍☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…

Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
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Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…

D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway
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D-Topia Preview – Because Who Needs a Functional Society Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Life in the D-Topia facility is literally the most perfect thing you’ve ever heard of 🤩, right? I mean, who…

Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
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Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…

Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
Masters of Albion: Because Who Needs Fully Realized Games, Anyway? 🤣
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Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…

Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet
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Fortnite Chapter Updates Are Changing the Game Again Because You Weren’t Already Completely Sick of It Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious Fortnite drama? 🤯 The game that’s been around for what feels…

Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The gaming world is about to get a whole lot more affordable, and we're not crying, you're crying 🤣!
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Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…

SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo
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SAMMY HAGAR Downsizes 2026 U.K. Tour to Your Living Room, Will Play for You and Your 12 Closest Friends on His Newly Acquired Kazoo

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic tour announcement of the year, folks! 🤩 Rock legend Sammy Hagar is coming to…

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