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Tag: Game

Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test
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Blizzard Tests Gamers Sanity with World of Warcraft Forever Stress Test

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Oh joy, another server stress test to look forward to, because what’s more exciting than intentionally trying to break a…

More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now
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Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that “massive oil,…

White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
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White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
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Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…

Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026
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Gamers Trade Wheels for Joyrides at Paris Motor Show 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

The Paris Motor Show has once again descended upon us, and with it, a plethora of sleek, shiny new cars…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

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