Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? 🤷♀️ At PAX East, they unveiled…
FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! 🙄 Remedy Entertainment, bless their…
Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…
Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……
Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…
Death Stranding 2: The Game You’ll NEVER Finish! 75 Years of Gaming Await!
If you thought your life was just an endless loop of monotony, Hideo Kojima has decided to stretch that loop…
Genshin Impact thinks we’re all toddlers raiding mommy’s credit card now, slapping on age verification like it’ll stop us from pulling for that sweet, sweet Ganyu 💳👶😂
OMG! 🚨 The Man is trying to keep us down, fellow Genshin Impact addicts! Apparently, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC),…