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CNN’s Guide to Taking Pictures (as if you needed their help)
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CNN’s Guide to Taking Pictures (as if you needed their help)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, CNN, still obsessed with “thought-provoking” images while our REAL President, Donald J. Trump, is busy making America great again!…

P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt
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P.O.D. Butchered The Beatles’ “Don’t Let Me Down” In Latest Cover Attempt

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

P.O.D., those hard-rock/nu-metal dinosaurs from San Diego (yes, they’re STILL around 👵), have bravely decided to cover THE BEATLES’ classic…

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
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Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
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Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…

CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
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CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…

TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
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TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…

‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
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‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…

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