TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…
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‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…
Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…
Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…
OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…
Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…