‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…
FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…
5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…
Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest Opening—Are We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
Harvard Prof Thinks Trump’s Smithsonian Shenanigans Are, Like, *Totally* Replacing Facts With Unicorns and Stuff
Oh, Harvard professor Imani Perry is crying again because President Trump is making the Smithsonian great again! Apparently, showcasing REAL…