Harvard Loses $2.4B, Now They Can’t Afford Ramen
Another day, another episode of the radical left crying about President Trump’s genius moves to drain the swamp! Harvard, that…
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“Dirty Boy” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously Messed With
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Mystic Dream Story Studio (sounds legit), Stone Hill (probably a pile of rocks), and Saint Halo…
Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…
“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…
OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…
911: Still a Joke After All These Years, Apparently | CNN
Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about a 911 dispatch error in the swamp they call Washington,…
Drive-in Theaters: From Pandemic Savior to Relic of the Past? CNN Asks the Tough Questions (Spoiler: Who Cares)
Drive-ins are making a comeback? More like a desperate grasp for relevance in a world that’s moved on! These relics…
Trump’s DC Power Trip: Patrolling the Swamp on a School Night
Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Delta’s 737 decides to shed some weight mid-air, blames turbulence
Oh, great, another day, another crisis, probably manufactured by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. Now, a…