The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
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Saks Files for Bankruptcy, Giving Macy’s a Shopping Cart to Steal the Crown
Everyone’s favorite woke luxury retailer, Saks Global, has officially filed for bankruptcy—proving once again that you can’t keep a good…
When Lucha Libre Wrestlers Outshine the Actual Drama and Make the Referee Cry
🚨 BREAKING: Chase Center Announces New Rules to Prevent You from Having Any Fun 🚨 So you thought you could…
Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…
Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…
Com2uS Drops Gachiakuta: The Game Because We Needed Another Anime-To-Game Cash Grab
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Com2uS Announces *Gachiakuta: The Game* – Because We All Needed Another Anime-to-Game Adaptation That No One Asked…
Product & Innovation Testing: Because Someone Had to Test That Ridiculous Idea
🚨 BREAKING: Silicon Valley Nerds Gather to Test If Their Apps Are as Cringe as Suspected 🚨 📅 **Date:** Thursday,…
Wuthering Waves 3.0: Riding the Wind and Our Last Nerves with Lahai-Roi’s New Motorbike Madness
🚨 BREAKING: Free-to-Play Game Adds Motorbike, World Explodes With Joy (And Probably Microtransactions) 🚨 So there I was, in sunny…
Brian Walshe’s defense brought a literal shovel to a murder trial and still couldn’t dig themselves out of trouble
Massachusetts Leftists Hand Out Free Lifetime Vacation to Taxpayer-Funded ‘Vacation Home’ for Brian Walshe In a stunning act of judicial…
The Great American Employment Circus: Clown Cars, Tightropes, and Other Job Report Shenanigans
Democrat Chaos Crashes Economy: Jobs Report Shows 40,000 Jobs Added, Unemployment Stays at 4.4% as Government Shutdown Wrecks Data Collection…