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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
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Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…

Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue
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Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. for Pocket Lint and a Used Tissue

FinnDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

🤡 Hold on to your hats, folks, because the clown show has officially arrived! Netflix, in a move so shocking…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
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Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…

Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…

Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’
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Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 🚨GUNS N’ ROSES🚨 just dropped two new singles! 🙄 Because, you know, we were all *dying* for more Axl…

New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration
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New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes in New York are at it again! Apparently, those oh-so-tolerant liberals can’t handle a little free…

Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
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Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

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