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Tag: George Lucas

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
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I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk

FinnMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…

Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
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Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off

FinnJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…

‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans
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‘Star Wars’ Unwatchable Original Cut Resurrected For 50th Anniversary To Torture Fans

FinnDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Oh, sweet Galaxy Far, Far Away, it’s been, like, half a freakin’ century since that little indie flick called Star…

Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
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Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀💸
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth 🙄🚀💸

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬
Disney’s $600M Galactic Flop: How Star Wars IX Went Full Lightsaber on Its Own Wallet 💸✨
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Lucas vs. Kennedy: The $200M Silent Treatment Behind Disney’s Biggest Bombshell 🎤😬

FinnNovember 19, 2024November 19, 2024

Hold onto your stormtrooper helmets, folks, because the financial fiasco behind Disney’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker makes the…

Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟
Lucasfilm Strikes Again: New Star Wars Trilogy Promises More Diversity – And Fewer Jedi” 😂✨
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Yoda Goes Black, Chewbacca’s New Pronouns: Lucasfilm’s Wild Plans for Star Wars 😱🌟

FinnNovember 8, 2024

Lucasfilm has done it again, folks. Just when you thought the Star Wars universe couldn’t squeeze out another plot twist,…

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