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Tag: Ghost of Tsushima

Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
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Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, NO WAY! đŸ˜± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yƍtei…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yƍtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yƍtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yƍtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
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PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! đŸ˜± Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! đŸ€Ł All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…

5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)
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5 Games Left in 2025 That Might Not Suck (Fingers Crossed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright, gamers, summer’s (almost) over, but who cares? đŸ€· We’ve got like, what, five games left in 2025 that might…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷ đŸ‘» 💰.
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Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷ đŸ‘» 💰.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…

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