Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. 💀
Here's our 2.5-minute aftermovie from a 440-mile journey from Charlotte to Baltimore for one of the world's most legendary extreme metal festivals.
We spent nearly four days battling rain, mud, hangovers, and the allegedly haunted Lord Baltimore Hotel. Despite its reputation, the only ghosts we encountered were members of Batushka and Sinister.
At some point, we had only two options:
• grow gills
• drink more whiskey
The rain never stopped. Neither did the blast beats.
See you next year, Maryland Deathfest. 🤘
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