NECROBUTCHER Hopes MAYHEM Survives Another Two Decades of Corpse Paint and Chaos
🎵 When Black Metal Meets Retirement Plans: MAYHEM’s Quest to Outlive Their Fans (and Possibly Themselves) 🧓♂️⚰️ In a shocking…
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Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria
Another Day, Another Democrat Trying to Tie Trump’s Hands While America Burns In a stunning display of partisan pettiness that…
House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…
Cry Now, Laugh Later: Join Our Free Grief Webinar (Snacks Not Included)
🚨 BREAKING: Grief Might Be A Real Thing, So Here’s A One-Hour Seminar To Fix Your Feelings 🧠💔 Join licensed…
Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…
Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…
Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…
Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
**OMG! 🧙♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…
Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
**OMG! 🧙♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…
Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out
Get ready for Stand-Up Comedy at Front Porch Improv! 😂 See Big Chick Energy’s last show of 2025! Hosted by…