TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…
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GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…
Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…
Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…
Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…
OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…
Ted Lasso Is Going To Single Handedly Save Soccer From Its Own Existential Crisis This August Or Whatever
Get ready for the most epic return to the pitch since, well, the last time Ted Lasso returned to the…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…