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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
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FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…

Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
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Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…

CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)
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CNN Says Here Are 5 Things You Should Care About (But Probably Won’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Folks, another day, another assault on American values by the liberal media! CNN, still pushing their fake news agenda, tries…

Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
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Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…

Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
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Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…

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