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Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
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Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice
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Teen Shooter Suddenly Remembers Lawyer’s Advice

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A teenager, Colt Gray, who opened fire at his Georgia high…

Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
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Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
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Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking
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Bill Ward Uses Wheelchair But Vows To Keep Rocking

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Black Sabbath drummer Bill Ward has penned an open letter revealing that he relies on the use of a wheelchair…

Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
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Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…

Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
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Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…

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