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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
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Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese πŸ§€, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting batsπŸ¦‡, apparently…

Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
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Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.πŸ’©…

Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
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Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…

Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares
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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again! Javier Bardem, a man who probably thinks Palestine is a health food store, wore…

Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked
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Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Here we go again with the liberal media trying to scare everyone! Florida, under the brilliant leadership of Governor DeSantis,…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN
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North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! A Ukrainian refugee, fleeing the ravages of war, ends up getting stabbed…

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