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GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili
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GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look what the liberal media is trying to spin now! It seems those RINOs in the Senate…

Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
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Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…

When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
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When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…

Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
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Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…

MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab
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MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those purveyors of fine, aged cheese 🧀, are releasing yet ANOTHER compilation album, “From The Beginning”, on September…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
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Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
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Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…

The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
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The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…

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