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Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
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Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
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From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse
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Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…

ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans
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ELO Cancels ‘Final’ Concert AGAIN, Guess Jeff Lynne Found Another Reason to Dodge Fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Jeff Lynne’s ELO (a.k.a. the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or as I like to call them, “Barely Functional Octogenarians”) has pulled…

Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
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Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…

DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
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DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…

From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
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From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…

Night Shift: 8 Years of Sleep Deprivation, One Nurse’s Descent into Madness (via CNN)
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Night Shift: 8 Years of Sleep Deprivation, One Nurse’s Descent into Madness (via CNN)

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Another day, another attack on hardworking Americans! This time, the liberal media is targeting night shift workers, trying to scare…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

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