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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…

From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart
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From “Defund the Police” to “Please Protect Me”: Zohran Mamdani’s Hilarious Change of Heart

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another day, another Democrat trying to dismantle America, one police force at…

Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
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Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…

Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)
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Phil Campbell, the DEFINITELY-not-heavy-metal guitarist (ex-MOTÖRHEAD)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with that well-known journalist Andrew McKaysmith of Scars And Guitars podcast, Phil Campbell, the *former* guitarist…

‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Ketamine Queen,’ or Just a Bad Pharmacist? Perry’s Alleged Pusher to Cop a Plea

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another Hollywood tragedy fueled by the left’s embrace of moral decay! A woman, ridiculously dubbed the “Ketamine Queen” by the…

Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
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Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold 🏆 titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…

CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Elephant Reads CNN

CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…

Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment
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Rise Against Vomits Out Another Anthem: ‘Ricochet’ Music Video Now Available For Your Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

RISE AGAINST, those purveyors of whiny sing-alongs disguised as ‘punk rock,’ have graced us with a new single, “Ricochet,” from…

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