Wildfires Bring Exciting Free Relocation Opportunities to Spokane County
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on CNN, and folks, it’s getting pretty wild out there.…
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MAX CAVALERA bravely reveals music not that important somehow still manages to have ego
In a shocking turn of events, Max Cavalera, the legendary frontman of Soulfly and former Sepultura member, has shared his…
Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…
Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…
Serial Killer Leaves Polite Notes Asking For Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this wild story. Nearly six months after Nancy…
Tech Giants Play Game of AI Chicken
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The age-old question: which is worth more, a company that’s…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…
Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…