Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…
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NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
Former TSA Hero: ‘I Could Finally Do Something for My Country’ — Like Confiscating Your Toothpaste
Another Government Leech Finally Drains the Swamp In a shocking development that will undoubtedly rock the foundations of American security,…
Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…
Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer
So, picture this: You’re sipping your tea, minding your own business in London when suddenly—BOOM!—well, not actually BOOM, thank God—but…
Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…
Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!
Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…
2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…
FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice
Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…
Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…