OMG You Guys DRAGONFORCE Finally Found a Singer Who Can Scream Louder Than Their Guitar Solos and Her Name is ALISSA WHITE GLUZ
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic band in the world, DRAGONFORCE, has just made their live debut with their…
Tag: heavy-metal
Black Label Society at Welcome to Rockville 2026 (Pre-Party)
Heavy metal band from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Würth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…
TESTAMENT’s CHUCK BILLY To Finally Spill All The Tea In His Super Serious Not At All Overhyped Memoir ‘Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of Chuck Billy AKA The Thrilling Tale Of How I Managed To Make It Out Of The 80s With My Hair Intact’
This is not your typical rock memoir, folks! 😴 Chuck Billy’s unflinching memoir, “Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of…
KORN Finally Releases Something That Will Make You Want To Reward Yourself With Earplugs For The Scars Their Music Will Leave On Your Ears
Breaking News: KORN and Blizzard Entertainment Team Up to Create the Most Epic Collaboration of the Century 🤯🎸! But let’s…
3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
Corrosion of Conformity in Greensboro, NC (04/08/2026)
American heavy metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…