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Joe Bonamassa Says Ozzy’s Guitarists Aren’t Just Random Dudes He Picked Up at the Gas Station
The day after Ozzy Osbourne allegedly kicked the bucket 🪣 (or, you know, “passed away” according to the overly sensitive),…
Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with Ernest Skinner of Canada’s *checks notes* Border City Rock Talk (never heard of it), HELLOWEEN…
Witness the Glorious Trainwreck: Mariachi Band Violates Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’
Video of the Mariachi Rams, bless their cotton socks 🧦, playing a *slightly* butchered adaptation of the timeless 🕰️ Ozzy…
Ozzy’s Dead, LOL: Fans Get Last Selfies with Corpse-Mobile
Breaking News: The geriatric bat-muncher, Ozzy Osbourne, has FINALLY shuffled off this mortal coil! 🥳 And because we live in…
Ozzy’s Dead, Charts Go Wild: A Post-Mortem Billboard Bonanza
According to Billboard.com, two of Ozzy Osbourne’s classic songs (and by “classic” we mean, like, kinda old) have FINALLY made…
Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…