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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
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Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…

Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…

Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
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Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…

Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This
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Shyamalan and Sparks Team Up Because We Clearly Needed This

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

M. Night Shyamalan, the master of twisty thrillers like The Sixth Sense, Signs, Split, and Glass, has teamed up with…

Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
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China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…

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