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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
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Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
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Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…

Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
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Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again
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Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial just never ends. After…

Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever
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Massachusetts Man Sets New Record For Worst Roommate Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. A man, Jordende…

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