Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…
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Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
Rhino: Tom Hardy’s Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Horned Beast – Prepare for Eco-Thrills!
Oh, look, another “eco-thriller”! 🙄 Because we haven’t had enough of those, right? This one’s about rhinos, because apparently, pandas…
Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÃœE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…
Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…
Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
OMG! 🙄 “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! 🤣 Director Julia Mintz…
“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…