Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…
Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…
Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…