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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…

Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
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Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…

Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
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Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…

Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently
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Graham Platner’s Ex Details Alleged Abuse He Totally Didn’t Do Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Maine Senate candidate, Graham Platner, and I just can’t help but…

More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
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More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…

Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…

Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter
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Trump Threatens to Send NATO a Strongly Worded Letter

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is still fuming about his fellow…

Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
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Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…

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