DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! ð John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…
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Far Far West Early Access Preview â Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work ðĪŠ. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…
Ted Lasso Is Going To Single Handedly Save Soccer From Its Own Existential Crisis This August Or Whatever
Get ready for the most epic return to the pitch since, well, the last time Ted Lasso returned to the…
Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…
Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…
Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! ð Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified ðĨðą. I mean,…
Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…
More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! ðð The new trailer for…