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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
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Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…

Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
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Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…

Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
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Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…

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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include…

Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
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Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…

Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)
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Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, look, another leftist virtue-signaling project! A dead journalist and a “save the rainforest” book? How original! Probably funded by…

2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment
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2025 Adrenaline Film Project: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

The 21st Andrenaline Film Project is here! 🤪 Talented” teams screen shorts @Light House Studio, Vinegar Hill Theatre.🍿 Mentors assign…

LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About
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LITA FORD Claims She ‘Invented’ Being a Solo Artist After That Band Everyone Forgot About

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Lita Ford, our resident queen of hairspray and questionable decisions, just dropped some truth bombs…

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
Of course, the Deep State Swamp doesn't want us MAGA Patriots to expose the Epstein files!
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GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

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