Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…
Folks, let me tell you, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and an even more beautiful day to…
Just Another Day in Democrat Utopia: NYC Under Siege by “ISIS-Inspired” Clowns Oh look, it’s just another peaceful protest in…
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…
In a recent interview with LA Lloyd (the guy who still uses a Discman ironically), PAPA ROACH‘s Jacoby Shaddix revealed…
Hold onto your warp drives, folks — William Shatner is back at it again, and this time he’s not just…
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…
Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…
# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…