Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…
Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…
Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…
Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…
Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…
Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…
Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…