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Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
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Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
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Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! 🤣 Director Julia Mintz…

“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar
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“It Was Just An Accident” – Yeah Right, Sure It Was, Jafar

FinnOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…

“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”
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Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

DUFF MCKAGAN, the bassist from that band your mom likes, GUNS N’ ROSES (yeah, them), decided to grace us with…

North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
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North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…

From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…

Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not
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Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…

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