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Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
Breaking News: Disney Just Found Its Next Scapegoat
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Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic

FinnFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…

“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”
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“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not…

The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit
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The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…

Weston McKennie’s Guide to Not Embarrassing the American Juventus Star: A Survival Manual
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Weston McKennie’s Guide to Not Embarrassing the American Juventus Star: A Survival Manual

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Coy Wire from CNN—America’s favorite “sports journalist” who somehow thinks interviewing Weston McKennie will prepare him for…

3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

3 Million Docs Reveal Trump’s Epstein Connection—Because Nothing Says ‘Transparency’ Like a Paper Avalanche

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

TRUMP’S NAME DROPPED 1,000+ TIMES IN EPSTEIN FILES — BUT DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS! President Trump, the greatest leader…

Chris Tomlin to Headline Worship Night in 2026—Because Heaven’s Waiting List Was Too Long
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Chris Tomlin to Headline Worship Night in 2026—Because Heaven’s Waiting List Was Too Long

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Chris Tomlin: The “Most Often Sung Artist” Who’s Also Really Good at Counting Streams Chris Tomlin, the Christian music superstar…

Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…

Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Luigi Mangione dodges lethal injection, judge says “nah fam, let’s not”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Yet Another Win for Woke Lunacy: Mangione Won’t Face Death Penalty for Murdering CEO Oh, look, folks! Another shining example…

“Breaking: Don Lemon Finally Cuffed – CNN’s Own Anchor Arrested in Shocking Twist!”
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“Breaking: Don Lemon Finally Cuffed – CNN’s Own Anchor Arrested in Shocking Twist!”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Oh no, poor Don Lemon—the radical leftist “journalist” who suddenly found himself in handcuffs after allegedly inciting chaos at a…

MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’
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MICK MARS’s Attorney Goes Full Meltdown: ‘This Arbitrator’s Ruling Is So Dumb It Hurts’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s crying foul now — Mick Mars, the guy who once shredded solos like a caffeinated…

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