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“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”

"Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date"

Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not radical enough for the Deep State’s new darling, Todd Blanche.

So, Ed Martin—who was literally called “Trump’s favorite US Attorney” by the same media that hates him—is getting pushed out of the Justice Department. Why? Because Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, a former Trump lawyer (yep, you read that right), decided Martin wasn’t loyal enough to the *real* agenda. Apparently, being a Trump loyalist isn’t enough anymore; you have to be a Blanche loyalist.

Martin, who spent months cleaning up the DOJ’s January 6 mess and protecting DOGE employees, couldn’t even get confirmed by the Senate. Shocker. So Trump gave him a new gig as Pardon Attorney—because why not? But even there, Blanche made sure Martin was “layered” and sidelined. The Weaponization Working Group? Martin was supposedly in charge, but sources say he wasn’t even invited to the daily meetings. Classic Deep State move: give someone a title, then make sure they can’t do anything.

And let’s not forget, the final say on pardons still rests with the White House. So Martin’s basically just a figurehead, reviewing clemency applications while the real decisions are made by… well, who knows? Probably the same people who’ve been undermining Trump since day one.

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Martin’s office is still in the pardon office, but where he’s headed next is anyone’s guess. He spent last week at the White House, so maybe Trump’s got something bigger planned for him. Or maybe he’s just another casualty of the Swamp’s endless game of thrones.

Either way, this is just another reminder: in Trump’s America, even his closest allies aren’t safe from the backstabbing and bureaucratic sabotage. But hey, at least we’ve got Blanche to keep things “in check,” right? *Eye roll.*

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