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Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal CNN whines about ICE name change trying to sound relevant

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the aftermath of the 2020 election, which was clearly stolen…

Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still
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Liberal lawyer blames AI fordemocrat voters epic failure somehow still

Big ElephantMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
Breaking News: Sepultura's Drummer Leaves the Band to Join Slipknot, and the World is Still Spinning 🌎💥
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SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…

ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’
Breaking News: ALL SHALL PERISH is Back and Ready to Perish the Competition 🤘
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ALL SHALL PERISH Still Alive Somehow Announces North American Tour To Celebrate 20 Years Of Screaming Into The Void With ‘The Price Of Existence’

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

The Northern California extreme metallers are embarking on a “The Price Of Existence 20 Year Anniversary” tour, because who doesn’t…

Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…

Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
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Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop

Big ElephantMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Nick Heyward Forced to Relive Glorious 80s Hairdo for The 12 Dates of Christmas Tour Because His Pension Fund is Empty
🎉 Breaking News: Nick Heyward Announces 2026 UK Tour, Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough Christmas Music in Your Life Already 🎄
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Nick Heyward Forced to Relive Glorious 80s Hairdo for The 12 Dates of Christmas Tour Because His Pension Fund is Empty

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round! 👥 Nick Heyward, the legendary frontman of Haircut One Hundred, has just announced a brand new…

DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’
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DEVIN TOWNSEND: ‘The Hardest Part About Being A Singer Is Dealing With Fans Who Still Think You’re Cool’

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Devin Townsend, the Canadian musician, composer, and producer, has revealed that his voice has…

Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness
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Fake news obsessing over Hantavirus instead of America’s greatness

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
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Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…

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