Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…
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Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…
Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…
Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…
Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…
Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…
TIFF 2026 Review: The Julia Set Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Math in Your Life Now It’s a Movie
The most epic tale of romance and math you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good equation? 🤣 We’ve…
LES CLAYPOOL Falls For Drummer With No Red Flags Whatsoever
I just spilled my beer all over my desk after hearing the shocking news that Primus has finally found a…
Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…
RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…