Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…
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Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently
The American dream of homeownership and wealth accumulation – it’s a topic that’s been on my mind a lot lately,…
Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…
Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…
Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…