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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
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Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…

Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
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Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
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Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…

Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
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Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…

Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
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Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…

Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something
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Senate Republicans Suddenly Care About Something

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding GOP Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell…

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