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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are
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GOP Congressmen Embroiled In Allegations Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republicans are in a bit of…

GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
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GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…

Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops
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Congressman’s Lawyer Sorry for Sharing Kid’s Pic Oops

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story about Republican Rep. Max Miller, who’s…

Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot
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Bautista may wield Kratos’ Blades in Prime Video’s God of War series reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another recasting debacle, Prime Video and Sony Pictures Television are reportedly looking to…

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 😔 Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

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