Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
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Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…
Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…
US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…
Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…
Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…
Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…
Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…
God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…
Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…