Ukraine Not Thrilled About Trump’s Russian Diesel Deal Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to bring down energy costs, and I’ve…
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Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…
Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…
Hurricane Isaias threatens America’s oil refineries because of course it does
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hurricane Isaias is heading straight for the US Gulf Coast, and…
Justice delayed literally until death
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Curtis Flowers, a man who spent over 22 years in prison and was…
Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…
Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…
Politicians Exchange Super Original Insults In Senate Debates
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate debates in Georgia and Michigan got pretty heated, with…
Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…
Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…