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Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow
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Another stellar example of Democrat-run education in action somehow

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
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Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
Breaking News: Eicca Toppinen of Apocalyptica Thinks St. Anger is a Great Album, and We're All Just Wrong 🤯
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APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…

Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title
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Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
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Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow

Big ElephantMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
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Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
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Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…

BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To
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BREAKING: 80 Year Old Guy You Never Heard Of Until Now Dies Leaving Behind Discography of Bands Your Dad Listens To

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Legendary rock producer Jack Douglas has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his infamous studio antics 🤣.…

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