Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…
Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…