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Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
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Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…

Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
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Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
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Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
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Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

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