Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…
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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…
Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…
Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…
Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…
ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…