Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…