Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching
Prepare your nerves for the most existential crisis since realizing your IKEA furniture will never be as stable as the…
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet
Liberal Elite’s Favorite Health Guru Caught in Epstein Scandal – CBS Quickly Dumps Him In yet another stunning example of…
Judge Aileen Cannon Plays Hide-and-Seek with Trump’s Classified Document Drama
President Trump Scores Massive Legal Victory as Judge Blocks Corrupt Deep State Prosecutor’s Final Report! In a stunning rebuke to…
SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…
One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…
Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…
“John McDevitt’s Life Saved by Benefit Concert: Because Clearly, He Can’t Save Himself”
Benefit for John McDevitt: Because Brain Surgery Costs More Than a Netflix Subscription Hey everyone! John’s brain is on sale…
KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…