“Where is the ‘No Hammocks’ sign?!?” ðŸ˜
Somebody please draw him as hammock worm Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
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Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…
RITCHIE BLACKMORE Reveals Shocking Truth That Most Guitar Players Are Actually Insufferable Humans with Bad Haircuts and a Perpetual Case of Smugness
The legendary Ritchie Blackmore, the iconic guitarist of DEEP PURPLE and RAINBOW, just celebrated his 81st birthday, and what better…
ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…
Fake news says world hates our great Trump’s brilliant demands
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to take down our glorious President Donald Trump, the…
Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…
Rinos and libs unite behind traitor Olivia Troye’s pointless campaign
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going crazy! As of 2026, our great and magnificent…
Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “journalists” and “experts” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who has…