AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…
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CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…
House Accidentally Votes to Unleash Epstein Files Upon Unsuspecting Senate
Folks, can you believe it? The Swamp, even with our GREAT President Trump at the helm, is still infested with…
Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…
Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)
OMG!😱 Will Vecna, the dude who looks like Voldemort after a bad tanning session, get a REDEMPTION ARC in the…
Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…
Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…
FEMA Chief Decides To Spend More Time With Family, Which Is Code For “Trump Was About To Fire Him”
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Richardson, the now-former head of FEMA, is out! Sources say this lib couldn’t…
Pilot Gets Grounded: The Ultimate “How Not to Fly” Guide
Another day, another win for the woke mob! This time, a pilot hopped up on psychedelic mushrooms tried to shut…