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Collins Asks Mamdani If Trump’s Gonna Get Him Too, LOL
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Collins Asks Mamdani If Trump’s Gonna Get Him Too, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another desperate Democrat clinging to the spotlight! Zohran Mamdani, a NYC mayoral hopeful (bless his heart), is now…

Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One
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Invincible Season 4 Teaser: Yawn, Another One

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Prime Video, in their infinite wisdom, graced us with a “teaser” trailer for…

Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
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Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
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SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…

Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
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Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
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Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
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CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

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