BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and drama from the metal music scene? 🤘🎸 Because I’ve…
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Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…
Breaking News: FOO FIGHTERS Desperately Scour Earth for Drummer Who Can Tolerate Dave Grohl’s Ego, Find Ilan Rubin Who Must Have Lost a Bet
So, you want to know about the drama-filled world of rock drummers? Well, buckle up, folks, because Ilan Rubin, the…
FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…
Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…
Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…
Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal global oil crisis is just another fake news hoax happening
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump and the great progress he’s made…