Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…
Oh, great, now the air traffic controllers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, are whining about delays. It’s all…
Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…
**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
Oh, great, another “twisted reimagining”! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is yet another unnecessary remake, this time of…
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
