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Tag: Hollywood

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

Cillian Murphy Milked for ’28 Years Later’ Trilogy: Only Shows Up After 2 Movies, Danny Boyle Begs for Cash
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Cillian Murphy Milked for ’28 Years Later’ Trilogy: Only Shows Up After 2 Movies, Danny Boyle Begs for Cash

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

So, Cillian Murphy, that guy who peaked in “Oppenheimer” (let’s be real, he was just okay in “28 Days Later”)…

Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
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Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…

Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
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Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…

James Gunn Turns Superman into “Hachiko 2” — Fans Devastated
New "Superman" Is a Dog Drama? Where’s the Laughs, James?!
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James Gunn Turns Superman into “Hachiko 2” — Fans Devastated

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Hollywood, James Gunn’s “Superman” was supposed to be a fun, adventurous…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
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Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom

FinnJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…

June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
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June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max

FinnJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

🕯️Sip, Smoke (if you PAY extra 💰), and Candle! Prepare for candle-making chaos! 🍹💨 Dress code: disaster-proof! All-natural? 🤔 Yeah,…

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