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Tag: Hollywood

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ Is this some kind of late…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play โ€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play โ€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are ๐Ÿค”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another ๐Ÿ’ฉCall of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

CNN’s Sept 2 Rundown: Afghanistan’s a Mess, Sudan’s a Bigger Mess, Covid’s Still a Thing, Chicago’s Still Chicago, and Mass Shootings, Because ‘Murica
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CNN’s Sept 2 Rundown: Afghanistan’s a Mess, Sudan’s a Bigger Mess, Covid’s Still a Thing, Chicago’s Still Chicago, and Mass Shootings, Because ‘Murica

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Folks, President Trump is once again showing why he’s the greatest! He’s awarding the Medal of Freedom to Rudy Giuliani,…

Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name
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Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, started comedy in 2015 and opened for Martin Lawrence’s “Yโ€™all Know What it is…

Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
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Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…

Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

๐ŸšจNot Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!๐Ÿšจ Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ’…, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰ and invited CGM (whoever they…

Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord
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Tesla Diner: Where Elon Musk Fanboys Go to Worship Their Tech Overlord

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Tesla Diner Opens: A Pilgrimage Site for Patriots (and a Headache for Libs!) Of course CNN would cover this, probably…

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